FRIENDS

"Why don't you ask yourself why you don't have any friends?"

Thats what my *FRIEND* so kindly told me today.

So I am asking all of you unknown faces out there.

Tell me why I don't have friends.

Abstract Views: The Confusion Within!

Will it ever be this way,
That you miss me when I am not there?
Or will it be like any other day;
That you won't bother to care?

Will it be that I leave this way
Never to cross paths with you again?
Or will my presence never be missed;
Never there; now that I'm gone?

Is it that you never thought
That I have feelings too?
Or did you just assume that
I was never good enough for you?

My loneliness is stretching away
More painful, each passing day;
Will it ever once bother you
If forever I break and fade away?

Maybe if you just bothered once
Spoke to me for a change,
My little heart will feel very nice
My loneliness will go in vain.

Or maybe I wouldn't be important enough
For your care and your love
I will simply fade away,
Only remembered by time...

Gender Equality!!

The conversation kind of went like this!!!

Mihir: so...

whaterding?

me: typing! :P

Mihir: typing what? >_<

me: words n sentences

n00b

:P

Mihir: related to?

:S

.omg

dont you dare call me that

me: :P

thats my roshambull thingy says now

i am a n00b

:'(

Mihir: bleh

i agree

me: :P

Mihir: ^_^

me: bull

Mihir: whats the gender oppsite of cowdung? :P

me: bullding?? :P

Mihir: lmao

from what angle??? :P

me: :)

cow attracts bull and it seemed convinient to replace u with i!! :D

Mihir: >_<

me: that was sad

nm

:D

Mihir: gender opposite of cowdung is bullshit!

n00b <_<

I want!!

• A cloud with a silver lining.
• A smile upon every deserving face.
  
• A little box selling happiness.
• A shining ray of hope.
• An unforgettable evening of laughter.
• A friend who will always stand by with me.
• A device that keeps churning out small arrows of forgiveness.
• A shadow that can talk!
• My very own pet superhero.

Please donate generously!! :P

Wrote this for someone who was very low and needed some cheering up.. :)

As we live without a glimmer of hope
No things to make us feel good
Rem'r me by as the one
Rem'r me as the one who stood

Stood with you as you felt low
Felt like the world had melted away
Felt like a single smile would never do
Felt as sad as the crying jay

I will take ur hand again
And give u a reassuring smile
Entangle ur fingers with a ray of hope
Speak a silent prayer to make things fine

Will give u a hug that u so dearly need
And a small flower to chase away ur gloom
A gentle kiss upon ur forehead
And feel ur happiness bloom.


BTW.. I am rocking to American baby by Dave Matthews Band.

Head banging to: Blurry by Puddle of Mudd!!!

It is 6 am. I feel rejuvenated, I feel fresh and I feel good!!! No people, I haven't gotten my night's sleep and neither am I high, drunk, doped, et al and blah that I can't think of anyways!!!

I had an amazingly good day yesterday.. Went to Phoenix Mills with Isha. She had to collect her phone back from the Nokia center. That meant an entire day of fun and if I may so brashly be blunt, free food!!

*Little temptations that I can't resist!!!*

After reaching there, the first thing that the two of us did was pig out!! McD's!! Free food.. Almost got more than we paid for.. If only Isha had arrived a moment too late.. *Sigh* The atrocities in life!! After that we went to Lifestyle, the typical chindi shoppers looking and trying but not buying!!!! We went and saw these amazingly beautiful African center pieces.. Gosh.. They were truly beautiful.. And after that direct attack on Pantaloons!!!

*Muhuhuhahahahahahaha*

Armed with about 5 garments each, we both headed towards the trial rooms.. Tops, blouses, wraparounds, A line skirts, really really itty bitty skirts, and something shiny.. They must have abused us...!!! Ooohh.. Before we left from the store, my ebil; very ebil mind decided to do atleast a single act of ebil..!!

They have this computerised feedback form which can be filled there.. Didn't guess it yet??? ;)
Well; I put on my most innocent face and with the devil's mind; filled up the most ugly reviews ever and filled in my.. ahem AHEM.. BEST FRIEND'S name and her contact number... (Umm.. the BEST Friend is pun intended, as always!!)

Yaz, yaz.. I'm ebil..!!!

After that the two of us were joined by Mihir Pathare.. (Yaz yaz, the guy with blue hair, grow up already!!) After making everyone in Barista conscious with our roaring laughs, outrageous and childish antics and not to mention the occasional 'whee'ing of Mihir's styrofoam gun pellets and the "emittance" of Blueberry Brain Freezer, a very badly taken pun about my Puss in Boots ahem.. Pussy!!! ;) (There was no pun intended.. Isha and Mihir are plain EBIL!!)

We went to the courtyard where Mihir amused some of the gawking kids with a very very noisy "helicopter" which went into the air with a LOUD W-H-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or was it more like P-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E???

Hmmm....

Who cares??? ;) We had F-U-N!!!

We left from there near about 5:45 pm and were back to homeland about 7:13!! And what do the two lazyasses with too much free time on our hands do?? Head straight for the mall!!! No, actually our friends had gathered there and we spent another 2 hours roaring with laughter.. As we parted, with Isha and I running miserably late; I rem'r to buy about a hundred different things that I have been instructed to!! Yaz the rick fellow did abuse me..!! ;) He didn't crib when he got about 5 bucks more than his usual fare though!! Waste!!

After that, 2 minutes away from home.. I meet Aditya Mundra.. The resident class joker from school.. I spent over an hour talking to him..*Erm, beg your pardon; it was I who did most of the talking!!* The two of us left after we both got calls reminding us that bed could very well be on the Verandah for the next 2 months!! ;)

Came home, ma grumpy, but didn't say anything.. :) Which means that things are fine!!

YAyyy!!

And then, the marathon phone call..

Hold your breath people!!!!

00.00 hrs to 5:53 hrs!!

oooOOOoo0OOOoo000oo!!!!!

It helped. It helped a lot! I have a personal life that is alive and running once again!! And I am proud to say; it changed things between us!! Forever.. For the better!!

I LIKE!!!!

YAyyyyy!!!!

Anyways, I'm off to sleep now.. Just realised I might have a lunch invite.. Which means another 5 hrs to hogdom.. hehehehe...

Slong..

Ermm.. Cheee!!!!!!

Weird. Weirder. Weirdest....


The conversation kind of went like this.


"I got mixed reactions after I shaved off my mustache"

"Erm.. ok."

"I was thinking of growing a French beard. Or spiking my hair. Or maybe both."

"Uhh.. Why don't you just do a Britney and check into rehab??? Ya, don't forget, you have to go void of underwear and flash."

Long pause.

"Ermm.. don't worry.. I won't look. I'm sure it won't be a pretty site. Ugly even. Ewww.. "

Pat comes the reply.

"Ya, it is ugly."

Silence.

"Oh noo.. I didn't mean that.. Err.. Why are we talking about this again????"

No comments.

*SMIRKS*

LIFE IS GOOD.

=D

SHAME ONTO THYSELF!

"So you are all of nineteen", said a grumpy looking aunt, peering at me through her glasses and getting an unfazed look in return.

"Ermm.. yeah, I am", came the reply. "But how does it matter if I am nineteen or twenty six?"

Wrong answer to an aunt.. Wait she ain't my direct aunt even, just some cranky distant relative who didn't get hold of anyone else to bug..

"Why me?" I ask myself.

"Dear Lord, why me???"

Umm I used five profanities in these two sentences but for the sake of caution don't type it out here. Who knows, grumpy aunty might be spying on my blog!!!

>_<

That was followed by the longest lecture on why I should care about my age, my looks (No, I ain't putting red lipstick even if u smothered me in the effort to do so!!!), my weight (Ya, so I am overweight by a few kilos but you could give a rhino a run for his money), my friends (That woman actually gave me advice on how to choose my friends!!) OMG!!! I kind of didn't hear the rest of her vacuum cleaner drone as she went on and on!!

"What have I done to suffer this injustice?? What have I done to endure her??" I grumpily question myself. And if it didn't get any better, she asks me,

"So, when are you getting married??"

HUH...???!!!!!

EXCUSE ME..!!!!

WHAT????

COME AGAIN???!!!!!

She mistook my irritation as a sign of shyness or something and went on to describe the kind of groom she would like to see me with. You know the plump, fat, obnoxious, lazy man who only eats and sleeps all day enslaving his wife at home to do the household chores and worship him on an alternate basis!!??!!

wtf..!!! Wtf!!! WTF!!!!!

My temper was beginning to boil.

Firstly, woman; I don't know you.
Secondly, my parents and I will have a say in this, not you.
Thirdly, you have no right to tell me what kind of a guy I should get for myself, especially when you can't get your 25 year ol' daughter married.
Fourth, for someone who is separated from her husband, go do something with your life.
Fifth, ummm.. never mind.. only profanity comes to my mind..!!


After that she went to describe with utter glee what she would like me to wear, how she would like me to hero worship my husband; rather idol worship him, never get a job, gossip about the neighbours.. blah blah blah.. STOP EVEN..!!!!!!


You know, aunt, with all due respect, please get out of my face before I punch you. Please go now. Please go before I do or say something that I shouldn't!

JUST GO!!!!

But nothing like that happened.

Sigh.

I lost my temper.

In a crystal clear but soft voice so as to not embarrass her further I told her maybe it is time for her to think about her own daughter and leave me alone.

I didn't want to further stretch the conversation but guess it wasn't my day.

WHY????

"What did you just tell me?", she yelled.

The room went silent.

Just great.

I replied, "I told you to think about your daughter instead of me and to leave me alone."

That was followed by the longest silence there could have been. I wasn't loud enough for the other people to catch what I said, but the people were just moving in closer towards us.

Aunt's face turned purple. She looked like she was about to have an asthma attack but at the very same instant I realised she was angry. LIVID.

Don't ask me why she lost her temper so fast. But she did.

T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

She raised her hand to bring it down on my face. Yes, she did. In front of 200 odd people, she raised her hand to strike me. All I could think of was how unfortunate her daughter was. As her hand came down to strike me on my face, I ducked. She lost her balance and she fell.

Collective gasps went on in the crowd. A couple of snickers were heard here and there. Even though I was almost slapped by her, I bent down to help her get up on her feet.

Wrong thing to do.

Note to self: Never help agitated aunts who don't happen to be your blood relatives..!!!!

She yelled like a warrior in distress.

"Don't you dare touch me."

I was so tempted to walk away but that would only humiliate me further.

I waited.

Some other people helped her onto her feet.

As she brushed herself off, she abused me.

I was stunned.

She used profanities on me.!!!

OUCH.

Ok. Whatever. Not that it mattered much.

She then abused my mother. She lashed out at my ma's character. That snapped me. You say whatever you want to me. I will tolerate it. But dragging my ma into something is not something you have the right to do; you ungainly woman.

My hand went up. But then, I lowered it. In a crystal clear but loud vice this time; I told her,

"You are not worthy of the slap I would have hit you with right now. Abusing my ma didn't get you anywhere but slapping you would not be something that my ma would want her daughter to do to an ungainly and characterless woman like you."

This said and done.. I walked away, head held up with pride. Her head lowered she left the place.

And within 12 hours she had caught a train back to her place. The shame didn't let her stay for the rest of the events scheduled throughout the week.

I had won.

Justice was done.



Note: Hehe.. I don't have a grumpy aunt like that, actually I do but i steer away from her.. I was bored studying DSA, this is a product of my overactive imagination!! :P :P :P