Well for all of you people who don't know me very well, I have a very serious, deadly and an extremly wild imagination!!! I tend to think of the most awesome of things at the absolute awesome moments!!! Any one challenging me, beware!! Check out my wandering thoughts..This happened while I was halfway through my E.D. class!!

I was the first one to finish the problem that sir had given and my partner Barkha; my partner in crime was still completing the problem... So I let my imagination wander freely...

Lots of people have pets. Dogs, cats, mice....... What if someone has a pet donkey........???? Don't laugh! What if one child had a pet donkey? Every day the child goes to school and he leaves his donkey at home. The poor donkey is left alone all day and is united with his master at the end of the day. One day the child is left thinking how lonely and sad his donkey must feel being left alone all day at home. The next day he makes up his mind to take his donkey to school. He gets up in the morning and takes the donkey to school. He reaches early and then he realises that it shall be embarrassing for him to turn up with a donkey in front of all his friends. He looks about to see if anyone had seen him and walks straight to his class. He is the only one there. He tells his donkey, "look I'll have to keep you somewhere else all my friends will tease me. " It clicks him that the student cupboard is always empty. It is a big but more or less unused cupboard and he pushes his donkey in and tells the poor thing not to be scared as he was about! Slowly his friends start turning up in class and he is parying that his donkey doesn't do anything. The teacher enters the class and all the students are engrossed in their chapter. Now the poor donkey is getting bored in the student cupboard all by himself. It is quite hot and stifling. He wanted to go elsewhere where it was more comfortable. He starts braying. Suddenly in between the class he goes,"HEE HAW HEE HAW"!! There is stunned silence all around. The teacher inquires,"What was that?" The chlid stands up and answers, "THATS MY ASS"!!!


Now tell me do you have an even wilder imagination...............?????????????

Had a long day today and it has not yet come to an end!! Got up at ten feeling like a drug addict because I haven't been getting enough sleep off late!! Was up till about 4 the previous night and I had class at 7 in the morning! My alarm went off at 6 and I literally had to pry my eyes open!! LOL! I put the alarm on snooze and when it rang out for the 3rd time my dad woke up(I was still sleeping like a log!!) I handed my cell over to him and told him that I couldn't go for the class and peacefully went back to sleep... There are power cuts at my place from 8 in the morning to about 10:30. I woke up at ten with my landline ringing like a fog horn near my ears! I struggled out of bed and picked it up only to get a dial tone in my ears! Fortunately for me, I remembered that Rasika was supposed to call up and I gave her a ring back!!

After that I freshened up and went and lounged about the sofa. My ma told me that she was going to my sister's school to pick up her results. In the meanwhile dad was also leaving for office. My only company in my place with my maid!! She loves to talk and today I really wasn't inclined to listen to her. Somehow I did; willing the electricity to come soon so that
I could idlest have a valid excuse to run!! I look at my clock and it reads 11!! There is no sign of any electricity in my place... Cursing the entire MSEB and my bad luck, I go over to my room hoping that I can find something to do in the meanwhile! AAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................!!!
My maid was there! She was hanging up clothes there!! Ohh shit!! I gotta run else she'll start with her talks! She speaks in rapid marathi and her dialect is different from the one I am used to. As a result; I don't get half of her words. The frustration of not having electricity, an extremely helpful but talkative maid combined with the lack of sleep!! My face!! You should have seen it!!It would have made your day!! I looked like I was undergoing the most horrific of tortures and trust me; I was!!

In the meanwhile, my ma and my sis have come back and yet there are no signs of any electricity at my place..... My sister's result was terrific. 91% average!!!! Damn....!!! My maid is exceptionally happy to see my ma and her chatter increases three fold!! My sister is excitedly rattling the names of all the people in her class for the next year and god alone knows what else....... My lazy friend is giving me missed calls wanting me to call up and someone is getting the wrong number and I'm getting calls for some hospital at my place instead!! By the way, THERE IS STILL NO ELECTRICITY!!! I am getting a little desperate!! I call up Vishnu thinking he can cheer me up; which he does. The only hitch is that about a million people are calling up on the landline including a couple of wrong numbers!!!! Somehow after disconnecting the phone for the umpteenth time I tell myself; Vishnu will have to wait! But where the hell is the current.......????????? Damn MSEB! I was about to gather all the profanity I know to abuse MSEB when suddenly.......................................
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My fan is working!! Ahhhhhh............. That was pure heaven!! That was just 12 'o' clock in the afternoon and it already seemed to me as if I was done with the entire day!!!

I have been in an exceptionally extra, super super happy mood for the last few days and I dont know why....!!!! Evreytime i tell my friends that im in a happy happy happy mood; all they say is you mean gay gay gay mood, and yes; all pun intended!! I went to my friend's place yesterday to console the poor guy who has been going through a difficult few days. i managed to cheer him up with considerable help from Archie as well. In the end Anish declared that he was a lot better and that he was grateful for the effort that was put in! Perfect end to a perfect day...
I came home and slept quite late doing timepass and studying at the same time!(don't ask me how!!) As usual got up late today and whiled away precious time!! I caught up with a couple of friends over the net and spent some more time doing nothing at all, when i should be studying for my exams. My exams are breathing down my neck and slowly it shall start spreading it's icy cold hands over my neck while the fingers slowly tighten their grip on me!!(Naa... not trying to scare you people!!) I had class in the evening and I have just returned home finishing a four hour class and boy oh boy, my neck does hurt! I have not yet had dinner and my ma is frowning at me! So i got to run as I sure her temper is boiling over!! Dinner..........

Dance Bars............


the courts decision to reopen the flourishing business of the dance bars has been met upon by many with worried and uneasy looks. it is common belief that prostitution is rampant in these bars and that the morals of the society are brought to shame. however when these very same dancers are unemployed they will take up to prostitution. no one employs them, they are just left to fend for themselves in a world where no one gives a damn about anyone. they are not given three months salary or any letter for their time there. no one cares anymore. not every one there goes into prostitution, many there just go to dance. the minister's interest in petitioning to the high court is stupid and uncalled for. just shows that they want to close this down because they cant stop themselves from going into that. shows that these people have no control over themselves and they can't resist temptation. closing down the bars in the name of moral policing makes no sense in a democratic country. what is the point of democracy if people are not free to choose their own occupation? there is no point in living in a democratic country at all. god help us.

i just had a very very bad day............................
my dignity and my self respect have been shamed by someone i thought was my friend. these dirty minded dogs should be tortured and then allowed to die a slow death. i am a person who normally doesn't even respond if someone swears at me, i just let it be; so when i say this i am in a lot of pain.... and the worse id that the guy didn't even have the courage to come up to me and tell me.......... he had to tell this behind my back............


i really hope he dies a very slow, long and torturous death............

Reservation.

The fifty percent reservation that the government has proposed has invited only ridicule and slander. It is an absolutely ridiculous proposal that makes no sense. It is almost sixty years that India has become a free nation and now they want to increase the reservation to fifty percent!! This is not a sign of progress but a sign of the degrading times.. If the government puts up a fifty perent reservation for a community of people who don't make up ten percent of the population, where will the other people go? In the end these people will turn up with fake certificates; claiming to be from a reserved category. Is the government not thinking in terms of the common man? If after fifty eight years of independence, the government cannot make way with reservations; then we should not have any government at all......
A country's progress is marked by how much it gives the common man. This new reservation proposal is only making a mockery of the entire education system. It is crippling the progress of not only students but the entire nation. We salute you ministers who have nothing better to do than come up with stupid issues that don't make any sense and let the real issues which need to be resolved just die.

Recently people have been coming up to me and have been telling me that "Dude you have too much attitude"! Well if you were in the frame of mind that I was well, your head would have been screwed up too. Three days later the very same people walk up to me and apologise for their high handed behaviour citing it as a "misunderstanding". Ya well the damage has been done, I have already felt bad and I have already been hurt!!! Duh! I dont get it why people don't think twice before they open their mouths!! What prevents you from thinking twice? Or do you prefer to keep apologising?? Is it your way of life or what?? Treat all people equally. Don't judge people with what your friend tells you about them. I have been there, done that and trust me it ain't fun at all.... I just end up feeling bitter and well then things don't go the way you want them to.....